Wednesday, June 22, 2005

‘Born’ ‘n Bombed Identity

For the Swiss, I’m French.
For the Americans, I’m Italian.
For Afro-Americans, I’m American.
For the Turks and Chinese, I’m Iranian.
For Tamilians, I’m a Maharashtrian.
For Maharashtrians, I’m a South Indian.
For others, I’m debatably short and fair .
For all my family members, I’m a dark kid.

And all this has not happened for the first time with one person at one point of time. It’s the same story, each day of my life. It’s so frustrating. Identity Crisis is killing me at this stage of my life… :(

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when have you been dark in complexion?

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 7:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that Prakash writing this post? I can not believe.

Thursday, June 23, 2005 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Shaunak said...

Dude, I totally understand what you're going through.
In college and Infy about 100 people have asked me which part of Bengal I come from :)
And there was this guy at Merc who asked me if I was, wait for it, wait for it, *drum roll and all* a Panju, because I seem to come off as a very arrogant dude :))

And the funniest
A guy in college actually said he'd just found out that I was Marathi and had believed up till then that I was a Kashmiri :)) Haha. I'm like, "Dude, WTF? Are you stupid or something?" :))

For those who haven't seen me, I am sun bronzed (or burnt - depends on the season) and typically Marathi. Which is why this is pretty wierd.

So you see, dear Piku, you are in esteemed company.

Thursday, June 23, 2005 2:52:00 AM  
Blogger Sujatha Bagal said...

Hi,

Your blogs made me feel homesick for the US! Went to Temple for a sememster when I first came to the US long long ago, then moved to DC. Now back in Bangalore as an expat. Hoping to go back soon. Anyway, good luck with your thesis.

Thursday, June 23, 2005 4:09:00 AM  
Blogger adarsh said...

so.. none of the Maharashtrian look like Maharashtrian.... ;-)
No offence meant..

Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:25:00 AM  
Blogger adarsh said...

it happens.. when i was in pondicherry.... every one used to speak in tamil with me.. thinking that i am Tamilian.. ofcourse because of my complextion.. ;-)

Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:26:00 AM  
Blogger Prakash said...

@Sir/sushrut - What crime have I committed now???

@Sean - Thanks for giving me membership to this elite group. I'm blessed. :) also, yet again, the comment is longer than the post itself. :D

@Adarsh - Its kinda harsh if they call you a Tamilian, I guess. A henious crime has been committed.

@Suj - Ex-lawyer!!! sounds kewl.. Plz don't sue me for racial 'discrimination'...

@Anonymous - I'm the darkest in my family. boo-hoo :( Check my snaps in the post below this one...

Thursday, June 23, 2005 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger rujuta said...

hey clientu,
dont worry , my advising is open to all breeds and habitats!
consu.

Thursday, June 23, 2005 11:48:00 AM  
Blogger Aniket said...

hilarious.... i am rolling on da floor :)....

Saturday, June 25, 2005 3:44:00 PM  
Blogger Prakash said...

@consu - I'm blessed to have a consu like you.

@aniket - Why do you think its hilarious??? X-(

Saturday, June 25, 2005 4:28:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

:)..Multiculturak identity crisis sounds so funny..
thts okay a lot of ppl here think if i m Punjabi..its okay..
as for Shauny well i initially thot u were bengali too :)
Prak..for the fst 2 yrs i belived u were a south Indian..n trust me it took a lot of convincing to tell ppl wht ur cultural roots r like..:)

Monday, June 27, 2005 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You committed the crime of writing a PRAK-UNLIKE-POST with a lot of unanswered questions and most importantly, a negative shade.

Monday, June 27, 2005 1:07:00 AM  
Blogger adarsh said...

whats wrong in being called as tamilian...?

Monday, June 27, 2005 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Sujatha Bagal said...

Trust me, it's the "ex" part that's cool!

Tuesday, June 28, 2005 10:10:00 PM  
Blogger Abhishek Navlakha said...

I think u r a gujarati .. Hiak Hiak Hiak ..Hee Hee Hee

Thursday, June 30, 2005 8:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You and dark. That's a bit hard to believe. Anyways, how's it hangin'?

Tuesday, July 05, 2005 7:11:00 AM  

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