Cruising Along!!

This was one of the most horrifying telephonic conversations ever. (Even the talk, Kerry and Bush had, was more pleasant)

I was in Washington D.C. last weekend. I checked in at the Hampton’s and went into deep slumber pretty soon, when I heard the phone ring. I was barely in my senses. The receptionist was on the line:

Receptionist: Hello Sir, How are you doing today?
Me: Yeah fine! Thanks for waking me up!!! (@#$^%$%#@$)

Receptionist: I’m sorry sir. But, I want to know which car you are driving?
Me: Ummmm….I think its a PT Cruiser. Its a rented car. Why?

Receptionist: Which color is it sir?
Me: (#$@#^$@#%! - Its like waking someone up and asking what the capital of Morocco is) Ummmm

Receptionist: Well. The tree just fell over it.
Me: Holy Crap!!!

Receptionist: Is it red or purple?
Me: Red. (Choosing between the lesser devils)

Receptionist: Well the tree fell over the purple Cruiser. You have a good night sir. (Click)
Me: @#$!@%^@^#